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The Joke Game

Post by Beejay1231 on Mon Jul 19 2010, 01:12

Rules:

- Make jokes! One joke per post!
- Only English jokes are allowed.
- Put a translation if necessary.

The best example of jokes: Paul jokes!

Game start!

Q: What is Paul's favorite seafood?
A: Octopauls!

Translation: Octopus

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Re: The Joke Game

Post by 3Arl` on Mon Jul 19 2010, 01:15

Q: What is Paul' disease?
A: Paul-lio

Translation: POLIO.
ha-ha-ha ._.

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Post by rhasta3000 on Mon Jul 19 2010, 01:18

Q: What do you call Paul when he's floating along the outer space?
A: A Paul-anet! xD

(Translation: Paul + Planet = Paul-anet!!!!)

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Post by 3Arl` on Mon Jul 19 2010, 01:27

Q: What do you call Paul who maintains peace and order?
A: Paul-liceman

Translation: Policeman

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Post by Beejay1231 on Mon Jul 19 2010, 01:29

Q: What does Paul always wear?
A: Paulo shirt

Translation: Polo shirt

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Post by akosicarlosenesio>:] on Mon Jul 19 2010, 01:46

Q: What is on the top of the world?
A: North Paul

Translation: North Pole Very Happy
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Post by Beejay1231 on Mon Jul 19 2010, 01:52

Q: What is Paul's favorite subject?
A: Geometry! Because of Paulygon!

Translation: Polygon.

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Re: The Joke Game

Post by 3Arl` on Mon Jul 19 2010, 01:59

Forum Bot Edit

Violation Identification, 5th offense: Wrong use of Language

Please refrain from using langauge other than English. Such post is treated as spam.

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Re: The Joke Game

Post by dianediane78 on Mon Jul 19 2010, 02:24

*ot: bera, why don't you just make this a "paul jokes" thread? Laughing Laughing
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Post by Beejay1231 on Mon Jul 19 2010, 02:44

dianediane78 wrote:*ot: bera, why don't you just make this a "paul jokes" thread? Laughing Laughing

I'll make it like this so that everyone can post jokes aside from Paul jokes.

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