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Post by Beejay1231 on Tue Jul 13 2010, 21:02

Here are some:

Q: What is Paul's favorite fruit?
A: Apaul.

Q: What is Paul's favorite seafood?
A: Octopauls.

Q: Use Paul four times in a sentence.
A: Paul, be carepaul! You might paul in the swimming paul.

Translations:

1. Apple
2. Octopus
3. Paul, be careful! You might fall in the swimming pool.

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Re: Corny Jokes

Post by rhasta3000 on Tue Jul 13 2010, 23:19

LOL! Here's my jokes:

1. What is Bera's favorite food?
A: Beramen (Ramen, lol)

2. What is Bera's favourite drink?
A: Beer-a (Beer, lol)

3. What does Bera wear?
A: Bra. Don't Ask. xD

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Re: Corny Jokes

Post by Beejay1231 on Tue Jul 13 2010, 23:31

rhasta3000 wrote:LOL! Here's my jokes:

1. What is Bera's favorite food?
A: Beramen (Ramen, lol)

2. What is Bera's favourite drink?
A: Beer-a (Beer, lol)

3. What does Bera wear?
A: Bra. Don't Ask. xD

The third one isn't funny at all.

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Re: Corny Jokes

Post by Beejay1231 on Tue Jul 13 2010, 23:33

New corny jokes:

Q: Why does Paul join pageants?
A: Because he's beautipaul.

Q: What does Ruby drink when she's broken-hearted?
A: Rubeer.

Q: Who is Paul's twin?
A: Coupaul.

Translations:

1. Beautiful
2. Ruby + beer = Rubeer
3. Couple

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Re: Corny Jokes

Post by LALA15 on Thu Jul 15 2010, 00:44

lolers!Smile)
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Re: Corny Jokes

Post by mee-moy:D on Thu Jul 15 2010, 02:51

hahhaa.. WE WANT MORE! MORE! MORE! Smile)
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